- You've gotten your own ears tattooed.
- Have acquired a taste for Nylabone.
- Waiters look at you odd when you prefer to lie under the table.
- Can tie-off a plastic bag with one hand.
- Made yourself an extra large green puppy coat in hopes of getting into a Blazer game for free.
- Fine-tuned your own diet to just 3 cups in the morning.
- When walking with friends, they're always on your left.
- Office Depot's "Taking Care of Business" slogan makes you smile.
- You no longer go ANYWHERE without 2 bags in your pocket.
- When asked, "Can I pet your dog?" you respond with "Only if you buy an Entertainment Book." :-)
