Dog Day Rules Of Summer
Things we can learn from dogs to better our lives:

1. Never pass up the chance to go for a joyride.  

2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

3. When loved ones come home, always rush to greet them.

4. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

5. Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

6. Take naps, and stretch before rising.

7. Run, romp, and play daily.

8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

9. Be loyal.

10. Never pretend to be something you're not.

11. If you want what lies buried, dig until you find it.

12. When others are having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

13. Thrive on attention and let other people touch you.

14. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

15. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

16. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

17. No matter how often you're scolded, don't pout. Run right back and make friends.

18. Delight in the simple joys of a long walk.

-- "Just Radio Show Prep", by Mark Rider